Saturday, March 05, 2005

Gwen, Part Four

You should use your brain
but you don't have one.
And when it comes to sense
you don't have none.
Yo, yo, you should know where I'm coming from
But you're just dumb, [diddy] dumb [diddy diddy] dumb dumb
Dumb girl.
Dumb-dumb, dumb dumb-dumb, dumb, d-dumb
--Run DMC, "Dumb Girl"

Gwen has spent the last two minutes barking at the puppy on the other side of the glass sliding door. You know the one--the puppy who wags her tail whenever Gwen wags her tail, and play-bows whenever Gwen play-bows.

It's the same puppy who lives on the other side of the mirror.


UPDATE 3/6/05: Gwen has begun herding birds. Not the ones on the ground, but the ones flying through the air. They are not impressed.

UPDATE 3/7/05: Gwen was dismayed to discover this morning that in addition to the Looking Glass and Sliding Door Pups, there is also a puppy inside the oven.



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