Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Cover those covers. Please.

No, don’t ask me why when I see a romance novel cover featuring a shirtless dude in camo holding a baby I immediately think “Mercenary smuggling cocaine in baby” instead of “AWWW SQUEE HOW KYUTE!”
--Candy, regarding Uncle Sarge by the unfortunate Bonnie Gardner
This blog post series made me laugh 'til I blacked out.

Sarah and Candy at Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels do a weekly snarkfest on bad romance novel covers. Here's a sample. (Warning: Adult language and humor)

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