Jeri Smith-Ready: A reluctant endorsement

Saturday, October 01, 2005

A reluctant endorsement

A decree has gone out that all web pages must link to this candidacy, "under penalty of being forced to listen to the acoustic ruminations of Michael Bolton for 45 minutes."

Although General Zod's tribute requirements, threats of beheadings, and dogged pursuit of Superman trouble me, I like the fact that he'll end the war and provide universal health coverage. And in exchange for my vote, he'll allow me to live!

posted by Jeri @ 10:20 AM
8 comments

8 Comments:

For much the same reason, he's got my vote. hey, he's still better than Bush.

Cecilia

Posted by: Anonymous at 10/01/2005 5:01 PM

Of course he's better than Bush. He's imaginary.

Posted by: Rob S. at 10/01/2005 9:53 PM

Rob, the same could be said for the Democrats.

Posted by: Jeri at 10/01/2005 10:01 PM

You mean he's NOT REAL?? I'm mortified.

Well, if the Indians win today and the Red Sox lose there will be a one-game playoff for the right to go to the post-season. Don't think we've done that since '54. I still can't find it in myself to say "Go Yankees".

Well, perhaps I could think of someplace for them to go, but that's a bit nasty even for them.

Jim Young

Posted by: Anonymous at 10/02/2005 1:03 PM

I like the Sox (both Red and White), but for you, Jim, and for the love of Orel Hershiser, I'll root for the Indians to take that wild-card slot. Besides, the thought of another Yankees-Red Sox playoff series gives me heartburn.

Posted by: Jeri at 10/02/2005 1:20 PM

I also think his slogan, "Kneel before Zod," opens him up to the same criticisms that Clinton got.

Posted by: Rob S. at 10/03/2005 1:35 PM

I think he's got a good chance of winning, as long as Android Lee Marvin doesn't steal too many Florida votes.

Posted by: Andrew at 10/05/2005 4:28 PM

Has he even announced yet? I thought that was just a rumor.

Posted by: Rob S. at 10/05/2005 11:10 PM