Monday, January 02, 2012

NO KISS Blogfest - Zachary and Aura's "Scottish Lesson" from SHADE

My good friend, author Frankie Diane Mallis, runs this wonderful event every New Year's--the NO KISS Blogfest. The event features scenes, either from existing books or Works-in-Progress, where two characters alllllllllllmost kiss, but don't. Frustration Fest!

Frankie invited me to take part in the event, specifically to post what she calls the "Scottish lesson" scene. I could not resist.

For those who haven't read Shade (May 2010, sequel Shift came out in May 2011, and the final part of the trilogy, Shine, comes out May 1, 2012), the main character is Aura Salvatore. She and every person born after her can see and talk to ghosts, but no one else can. Her boyfriend Logan died and became a ghost a while ago, and they're still sort of together, even though they can't touch or have a future.

Which is where Zachary comes in. The new boy in town, he's patient and sweet and gorgeous. And Scottish. Oh, and alive.

In this scene, Aura and Zachary are out in the middle of nowhere, mapping stars as part of an exercise for a project. In the dark, obviously.


Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Zachary’s hand near my face. Slowly he brushed back my hair, sliding it behind my shoulder. His fingertip grazed my bare neck right under my ear.

My entire body tensed. I held my breath to keep from gasping.

“Sorry.” He quickly tucked the ends of my hair inside my hood. “It was in the way. I couldn’t see.”

I tried to force my mind back to the project instead of counting how many weeks it had been since anyone had touched me—really touched me, the way I wanted Zach to. I mean, the way I wanted Logan to.

Breathe. Blink. Focus.

Okay. A star where there hadn’t been one before. A supernova? A comet?

I smacked my forehead. “Duh.” I checked the steady yellow-white glow in the sky. “It’s Jupiter.”

“Is that your final answer?”

I finally dared to look at him. “It’s my final answer.”

In the faint red flashlight glow, his green eyes had turned almost black. “I think you’re right.”

“Good.” I laughed a little, to relieve the tension.

“Yeah. Good.” Zachary shifted, pulling one knee up and resting his elbow on it. I wondered if he knew this was one of his hottest poses.

“Your turn to draw.” I tossed the pencil at his chest.

“At least my hair won’t block your view.”

“No, but your big head might.” I crawled behind him so he could take my place in front of the chart.

“I’ll have you know, my head is a perfectly average size.” He spread his fingers. “My hands, though, are enormous, and you know what they say—”

“Shut up and draw, lad,” I said in my best attempt at a Scottish accent.

“Ouch.” Zachary covered his ears. “Don’t try this at home, children.”

“I thought it sounded good.”

“In your head, maybe.” He put down the pencil. “A few pointers on talking like a Scotsman. First, you don’t trill your r’s, you gently roll them. Try it. Say ‘no trill, just roll.’”

“No trill, just roll.” I bit my lip. I had trilled. Possibly even spit on him.

“No, no, it’s not Italian or Spanish. Don’t bludgeon that poor r with your tongue.”

“I can’t help it.” Must change topic from what tongues should do. “I took Spanish. And my family’s Italian.”

“They tell you to relax your mouth and let it go, right?” When I nodded, he replied, “That’s the thing, then. Keep in mind, my people are extremely uptight. So to talk like a Scotsman, you’ve got to keep that mouth under control.”

“That’s no fun.”

Zachary closed his lips. He blinked and looked to the right, then blinked again and looked back at me, as if preparing to share a secret. His voice came low and growly. “You’d be surprised how much fun it can be.”

My heart slammed in my chest so hard, I thought it would pop open my ribs. “Surprise me.”

Where had that come from?

Zachary hesitated, like he was waiting for me to take it back, then shifted so he was sitting in front of me. He took my face in his hands—which actually were pretty big—and placed his thumbs under my cheekbones, his little fingers under the curve of my jaw. “Now say it.”

“Say what?”

“Anything,” Zachary whispered.

My brain scrambled for a sentence that was suitably seductive, or at least funny. But at that moment of supreme panic, the only thing whirling around my mind was the Gettysburg Address.

“Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty.”

Zachary’s grip kept my mouth from opening too far. The r’s rolled out softly, tapped by my tongue with a gentle restraint.

“And dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” I switched back to my regular accent. “I forget the rest.”

“That was perfect.” He stared into my eyes, breaking our gaze only to glance at my lips. His warm hands still held my face, and the energy from his touch sent shocks zinging down my spine and out into my limbs.

An extra strong vibration came from my left side, near my heart. I closed my eyes and lifted my chin.



“Your, uh, your chest is humming.” He let go of me.

“Huh?” I blinked at the sudden loss of his touch. “Oh, my phone!” I unzipped my jacket and fumbled in the inside pocket.

It was my dear aunt and her impeccable timing.

“What’s wrong?” I answered.

“I’m just checking in,” Gina said. “Making sure you haven’t been eaten by wolves or hit by a stray bullet from a hunter.”

“I’m on a farm, not in the Yukon.”

“You know me. I have to be Turbo Godmother sometimes.”

“It’s fine. I’m fine.”

“You sure? You sound out of breath.”

“Yeah! I mean, we just moved our stuff because of the—uh, the smell. Of cows.”

“Ew. Are you almost finished?”

Zachary was already bent over our map, adding stars with a new urgency.

“Yes,” I told her through gritted teeth. “I’ll be home soon.”

When she said goodbye, I clicked off and put the phone back in my jacket.

“I also found Mars,” Zachary said. “In Gemini.” He pointed to the southeast without looking at me. “See the reddish orange one? It’s barely risen.”

“I see it.” I flipped the page in our book to a new quadrant of the sky, my hands still shaking. I hadn’t felt like this since the night Logan and I had first kissed, after his first concert a year ago.

A year ago tomorrow, I realized. I’d almost kissed another guy a few hours from our anniversary. Shame flushed my cheeks and forehead.

At least, I thought it was shame.



1. A fun note: In astrology talk, Mars is typically the planet that rules sex (and war). Gemini tends to indicate a duality, someone split in two. So Mars in Gemini points toward being attracted to two people at once. (I don't personally believe in astrology, but I find it fun to play with for characters.)

2. In SHINE, we find out how significant this Scottish lesson scene from SHADE really is.

Be sure to check out Frankie's blog for tons of other near-misses--I mean, near-kisses. And if you're intrigued by this wee bit of Shade and Zachary, you can learn more about the book right here on the website. Enjoy!

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Posted by: Blogger Diana Julianna at 1/02/2012 2:32 AM

One of my fav scenes from SHADE :-)

Posted by: Blogger JennM at 1/02/2012 10:03 AM

It was like I read this for the first time again. I still felt tensed eventhough I knew what was gonna happen. XD Haha. Oh! The thrill!!!

Posted by: Blogger Marisol Gaddi at 1/02/2012 10:09 AM

This was so much fun, Jeri! I loved this scene the first time and love it even more now!

Posted by: Blogger Issy at 1/02/2012 11:04 AM

Now I need to go read Shade again! That was wonderful!

Posted by: Blogger Lindsay at 1/02/2012 11:13 AM

Aahh, love this scene! Even knowing they weren't going to kiss didn't detract from the tension.

It was even better this time around though because since I've been listening to Scottish bands almost non-stop I can now hear Zach's voice (and accent) very clearly in my head. Which makes him all the more sexy (not that he needed the help, mind you. ;)

Posted by: Blogger Judy (shellseeker93) at 1/02/2012 11:18 AM

EEEH! I never ever get tired of this scene! And I LOVE what you did with the planets--I never picked up on that before, but that makes so much sense--so cool! I played with planets a little in mine:) Also can't wait to see how this plays a role now in SHINE. Thank you so much for participating:-) XOXO

Posted by: Blogger Frankie Diane Mallis at 1/02/2012 11:39 AM

This is REALLY adorable. I am going to have to wishlist SHADE post-haste! Zach is awesome!

Posted by: Blogger Amalia Dillin at 1/02/2012 11:55 AM

Great scene! I still got worked up and fangirly even though this is the second time around. ;)

Posted by: Blogger Triquetra at 1/02/2012 12:15 PM

Oh, how I love this!! Zachary!

Posted by: Blogger Kelly at 1/02/2012 12:35 PM

Ooh! Shade just moved to the top of my TBR pile. Loved it!

Posted by: Blogger Larissa at 1/02/2012 1:29 PM

Ohhh myyyy Shade is totally on my to-be-read-ASAP pile now.

Soo good!


Posted by: Blogger Mia Hayson at 1/02/2012 1:41 PM

I love this scene. I still get goosebumps reading it. Ahhh. I can't wait till SHINE.

Posted by: Blogger Christine Danek at 1/02/2012 2:12 PM

Mmm...yummy! I loved this ^_^

Posted by: Blogger Loralie Hall at 1/02/2012 3:16 PM

Anniversary or not, I think is time for someone to move on.


Posted by: Anonymous Anonymous at 1/02/2012 5:05 PM

Oh, yum! this is a perfect mix of light-hearted banter and steamy tension. Great scene! *runs to find SHADE*

Posted by: Blogger Tricia J. O'Brien at 1/02/2012 5:06 PM

Thanks, everyone! Glad you're enjoying it, for the first or second or third time around. :)

If it's your first time, hope you enjoy the rest of Aura and Zach and the gang if you get a chance to pick up SHADE. Thanks for letting me take part in this fun event!

Posted by: Blogger Jeri at 1/02/2012 5:18 PM

One of the most epic near-kisses in literary history...*swoooon*

Posted by: Blogger Heather (Book-Savvy) at 1/02/2012 6:21 PM

Love this scene!!! I remember when I first read it. *dreamy sigh*

Posted by: Blogger Kendra at 1/02/2012 7:12 PM

Hi Jeri,nice to meet you.

Love the lesson/scene. I'm a sucker for a good ghost story.

I'll be back.

Posted by: Blogger farawayeyes at 1/02/2012 7:20 PM

Wonderful! Even though I knew they weren't going to kiss, I kept hoping they would. I am going to have to go read your books now. :)

Posted by: Anonymous Anonymous at 1/02/2012 7:28 PM

I smile just at the mention of Zachary's name!

Posted by: Blogger Kimberly Callegan at 1/03/2012 10:37 AM

No kiss scenes-- what a great idea! And this one is... sigh... all kinds of yum. Love that Scotsman! <33


Posted by: Blogger Unknown at 1/03/2012 12:58 PM

Heh, the line about changing the topic away from what tongues do, very funny ;)

Posted by: Blogger 1000th.monkey at 1/03/2012 1:05 PM

Thanks again for the comments! It's nice to make you guys laugh instead of cry for once. ;)

Posted by: Blogger Jeri at 1/03/2012 3:16 PM

Oh, nice little extra about Mars in Gemini - I didn't know that! I also want to go and re-read Shade now...

Posted by: Blogger Mary at 1/05/2012 11:36 AM

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